A man stucked in traffic on Constitution Avenue Islamabad..
Nothing was moving..
Suddenly A boy knocked window,
Man rolled down window & asked: What's going on.!?
Boy:
"Terrorists have kidnapped all Parliamentarians
&
demanding
100 Billion Rupees otherwise They will throw gasoline & set them all on fire..
We r going 4m car to car to collect donations"
Man asked:How much z every1 giving on an average.!?
Boy :
"Atleast 5 litres".