Boy:
muj se shadi kro gi?
Girl.
No
Boy.
But why?
Girl:
Ghar wale nahi maanay ge.
Boy.
kon kon hai ghar mein.
Girl. 1 husband aur 7 bache..!
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A Sardar was caught by the police:
How did u kill 50 people?
Sardar said: I was driving my Car at 40mph, but when I tried to stop I found that I have no breaks.. I saw 2 men walking in the street and a wedding going on at the other side of the street.. Who should I hit?
The police man said: Ofcourse the 2 men,, less damage.
Sardar: Thats what I thought to myself, but when I did it, I hit only one n the other ran to the wedding, So I Went After Him :D
muj se shadi kro gi?
Girl.
No
Boy.
But why?
Girl:
Ghar wale nahi maanay ge.
Boy.
kon kon hai ghar mein.
Girl. 1 husband aur 7 bache..!
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A Sardar was caught by the police:
How did u kill 50 people?
Sardar said: I was driving my Car at 40mph, but when I tried to stop I found that I have no breaks.. I saw 2 men walking in the street and a wedding going on at the other side of the street.. Who should I hit?
The police man said: Ofcourse the 2 men,, less damage.
Sardar: Thats what I thought to myself, but when I did it, I hit only one n the other ran to the wedding, So I Went After Him :D
